Hello Mr. Postmaster, how nice that you can festoon yourself with so many stamps. Although they might have cost you about twenty dollars, who knows what they'll be worth in the future. Let's hope the sticky on the back holds up -- it would be a tragedy if such a fine beard wound up fluttering to the ground stamp by stamp, like falling autumn leaves. Or like the self-stick Christmas stamps from 1974 that wound up falling off their covers.
(All tongue in cheek folks -- the picture at the link is on The Onion, the famous satirical website.)